BI-POLAR BEAR
This adorable/down-right-crazy-bitch polar bear is the perfect gift for any child.
Pull his cord and let him whisper sweet nothings in your ear:
“I love you sooooo much!”
Pull the cord again and listen to him switch gears and lose his shit:
“Get the **** away from me you, !@#$”
He's cute. He's bipolar. And he's your best friend...for now.
**Sadly, 2 years after I put this in my portfolio a company ripped it off and made millions. It’s okay. I learned how to rock myself to sleep and work through the pain.